Thursday, May 3, 2012
Political Parable
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Los Angeles County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully this fall, the bells are not always audible.
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Internet Alert
Let your government know you are not about to let them ruin internet sales by invading the internet for the purpose of taxation, please hurry!
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
My Review of BACKWOODS TUBE UPRIGHT NATURAL CIGARILLO SWEET
Originally submitted at Thompson Cigar
The Backwoods cigars unique style, taste, aroma and package has made Backwoods the number one selling all natural cigar in the world. A beautiful blend of natural and homogenized tobaccos are infused with the sweet tastes and aromatic flavors. Available in individual tubes and sweet aromatic flavor.
Backwoods Sublime
Pros: Good Draw, Great Flavor, Easy To Light
Best Uses: Events, Everyday, Gifts, Special Occasions
Describe Yourself: Special Occasion Smoker
The original Backwoods Wild/Mild tastes so good that they are tempting enough to eat. In my experience as the occasional cigar smoker, these tubed beauties are simply the best thing I have ever smoked. So many people comment on how great they smell and I enjoy them so much, I cannot see the point in trying any other cigar.
(legalese)
